Friday, August 11, 2006

I can see myself in your shoes

For a mere 295 dollars you can buy these shoes designed by Bernard Willhelm. The sneaker is made from white leather, gray suede, mirrored and iridescent plastic, inspiration, and 9 grams of cocaine cut with No Doze. Bernie wanted to create a velcro shoe with materials more ridiculous than velcro. Congratulations on seeing your idea to completion. On behalf of the 7 people who read my blog I would like to thank you for showing up nike for once.

Interesting side note: My spell checker doesn't recognize the word "velcro." It suggests instead "vulgar." apparently blogger's spell checker has better taste than Bernard Willhelm. Google is fucking amazing! They should make shoes.